how to bake a cake

First, take a cup of flour.
Look it sternly
in the eyes, with yours.
Let it know you mean
business. You’re in
control. Don’t forget it.

Next, crack two eggs.
Don’t get any yolk on you;
not even bleach will lift
that stain
from your conscious.  

You’re going to want to mix
this with oil and water:
Don’t.  

Finally, it’s time
to put this in the oven.
You’ve been waiting for this,
it’s almost time. Pick out
a nice dress, sensible
footwear. Check your
make-up in the tin-pan.
You look great.

Now, bake at 370°.